Friday, July 25, 2008

My Twilight Zone Sock

Today, I wrote about Leonardo DiCaprio looking for story ideas for a new Twilight Zone movie he wants to start up. Well, how's this one, Leo? It's a story about a sock that stays the same length no matter how many rounds you knit!

I swear, I try on my Vandyke lace panel socks every ten or so rounds and each time it looks like they're the same length. I am no closer to reaching my toes than I was fifty rounds ago. At least that's how it seems. Maybe some evil kid with supernatural powers is messing with my mind.


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